A TRUCKIE who has been out on the road for three weeks stops off at a brothel outside Kalgoorlie.
He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, “I want your ugliest woman and a burnt chop!
The Madam is astonished. “But, sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a lovely three-course meal.
The truckie replies, “I’m not horny—I’m homesick!”