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I Thought You Were Bringing Her Back

I Thought You Were Bringing Her Back

A SENIOR citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible out of the car salesroom. Taking off down the motorway,…
Don’t Mess with a Guinness Drinker

Don’t Mess with a Guinness Drinker

A BLOKE goes into a pub, and the barmaid asks what he wants. “I want to bury my face in…
Girl at the Beach

Girl at the Beach

A COUPLE lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl…
The Bagpipes

The Bagpipes

AS A piper, I play many gigs. Recently, I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside…
He Got The Wish

He Got The Wish

TWO terrorists are in a locker room, taking a shower after their bomb making class in Melbourne, when one notices…
Think Motorcycle

Think Motorcycle

HOW close does a biker have to be before you see them…
You Must Be a Dentist

You Must Be a Dentist

A GUY and a girl meet at a bar. 
They get along so well that they decide to go to…
Bless Me Father

Bless Me Father

“BLESS me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.” 
 The priest asks, “Is that…
Aussie Guy Hooks the Greatest Hooker in Las Vegas

Aussie Guy Hooks the Greatest Hooker in Las Vegas

AN AUSSIE GUY is walking the strip in Las Vegas and a fantastic-looking Vegas hooker catches his eye. He strikes…
The Kilt for the Wedding

The Kilt for the Wedding

TWO Glasgow boys, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock’s forthcoming wedding. “Ach, it’s all going like…
The Confessional Box

The Confessional Box

A GUY goes into the confessional box after years being away from the church. He pulls aside the curtain, enters…
Cutting the Grass

Cutting the Grass

WHEN OUR lawnmower broke and wouldn’t run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But,…
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