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Wet Wife

Wet Wife

I’VE just heard from a friend in who lives out west. He says it has been raining heavily for three…
Very Observant Sexual Assault

Very Observant Sexual Assault

A LADY walked into a police station and the Desk Sergeant said, “Can I help you?” “Yes,” she said, “I’d…
Visit to the Zoo

Visit to the Zoo

TWO gay guys are walking through a zoo. They come across a gorilla and notice that the male gorilla has…
Get The Message

Get The Message

A MAN said to wife, “Right, you sexy thing, to the bedroom, now!” She looked at him and said, “Ooh,…
How is Norma?

How is Norma?

A SWEET grandmother telephoned St Joseph’s Hospital. She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell…
Postman Pat and the Family Jewels

Postman Pat and the Family Jewels

ONE Monday morning, Postman Pat is walking through the neighbourhood on his usual route, delivering the mail. As he approaches…
Queenslanders Are A Tough Bunch

Queenslanders Are A Tough Bunch

DURING our recent flood in Far North Queensland, a young girl was perched on the roof of a house with…
My Dog is on Benefits

My Dog is on Benefits

WENT to Centrelink this morning to sign on my dog. The woman said, “Dogs are not eligible to draw benefit.”…
Bacon Tree in the Desert

Bacon Tree in the Desert

TWO Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about…
Do you believe in Ghosts

Do you believe in Ghosts

A PROFESSOR at the Auburn University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. To get a feel for his audience,…
Stammerers Action Group

Stammerers Action Group

OVER in the UK, a very pretty young speech therapist was getting nowhere with her Stammerers Action Group. She had…
Star Trek & Trump

Star Trek & Trump

THE Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech and walked out into the lobby where he…
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