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The True Story About the President & Monica Lewinsky

SOME years ago, President Clinton was hosting a state dinner when, at the last minute, his regular cook fell ill…

A Visit to the Vet

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. “My dog is cross-eyed; is there anything you can do for him?”…

East Indian Cab Driver

A stark-naked drunken woman jumped into a vacant cab. The East Indian driver was immediately beside himself and just kept…

Bunch of Flowers

Paddy arrives at his new girlfriend’s house with a big bunch of flowers. He rings the door bell. She opens…

Lost Wife

A man approaches a young woman in a shop. He says, “I cant find my wife, can I talk to…

Painting the Truth

At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely…

Run Over a Pig

A FARMER gets a phone call from his son. “I’ve run over a pig and it’s stuck under the tractor…

The Four Worms Sermon

A Minister decided he needed a visual demonstration to add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. He put four live worms…

Old Timer Firefighters in Woopwoop

One dark night in the small town of Woopwoop, WA, a fire started 
inside the local sausage factory. In a…

Learning About Each Other

A MAN met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, “But we…

The Dublin Doctor’s Assistant

A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant. “Murphy, I am…

The Light Goes Off

A 72-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back normal so the doctor says, “Harry, everything…
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