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Fear ‘n’ Loathin’ in the Supermarket

Fear ‘n’ Loathin’ in the Supermarket

Y’KNOW WHAT I like best about diaries? They’re private. You can write anything you like and nobody will ever know.…
Irish Speedos

Irish Speedos

Paddy, who was on holiday from Ireland on Bondi Beach Australia, couldn’t seem to make it with any of the…
Teachers Comments

Teachers Comments

These are actual comments made on students’ report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system: Since…
The Blonde Waitress

The Blonde Waitress

THE manager of an up-market restaurant was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his stunning blonde…
Where Are You?

Where Are You?

A MARRIED couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon. Suddenly, the wife realised that…
The Naked Cowboy

The Naked Cowboy

A SHERIFF in a small town in Texas walks out in the street and sees a blond haired cowboy coming…
Four Grave Diggers

Four Grave Diggers

I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there, I noticed…
The Barracks Door

The Barracks Door

A MAN walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. 

A lady cashier walked up to him and said, “Your…
To the Zoo

To the Zoo

A BLONDE lady motorist was about two hours from Brisbane when she was flagged down by a man whose truck…
The True Story About the President & Monica Lewinsky

The True Story About the President & Monica Lewinsky

SOME years ago, President Clinton was hosting a state dinner when, at the last minute, his regular cook fell ill…
A Visit to the Vet

A Visit to the Vet

A MAN takes his Rottweiler to the vet. “My dog is cross-eyed; is there anything you can do for him?”…
East Indian Cab Driver

East Indian Cab Driver

A STARK-naked drunken woman jumped into a vacant cab. The East Indian driver was immediately beside himself and just kept…
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