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Mars Bar Bribe

Mars Bar Bribe

THE only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon ‘quick bout of love making’ with their eight-year-old son in the…
The Phone Call

The Phone Call

Ring, ring… “Hello?” “Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?” “No, Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom…
Seeing Green Spots

Seeing Green Spots

A young woman goes to her doctor’s office, afraid of a strange development — a green spot on the inside…
Another Great Day

Another Great Day

BEEN to the gym, then had a nice shower. I’ve just picked up a bottle of home-brew from one of…
Scotsman’s Big Black Beard

Scotsman’s Big Black Beard

A SCOTSMAN is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding his business when a man with a large…
Signs, Signs, Everywhere Signs

Signs, Signs, Everywhere Signs

Sign over a gynecologist’s office: “Dr Jones at your cervix.” On a septic tank truck: Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels On…
Red-Headed Babies

Red-Headed Babies

After their baby was born, the father went to see the obstetrician. “Doctor,” the man said, “I don’t mind telling…
Guess Your Age

Guess Your Age

Four old naughty grannies were sitting at a table in a retirement complex when old grandpa walked in. One old…
Doggie Position

Doggie Position

It has been determined that the most used sexual position for married couples is the doggie position. The husband sits…
The Perfect Man

The Perfect Man

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and…
Fear ‘n’ Loathin’ in the Supermarket

Fear ‘n’ Loathin’ in the Supermarket

Y’KNOW WHAT I like best about diaries? They’re private. You can write anything you like and nobody will ever know.…
Teachers Comments

Teachers Comments

These are actual comments made on students’ report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. Since…
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