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Talk About Luck

Talk About Luck

CAN you believe it? This guy wins $181 million in the lottery last Wednesday and then finds the love of…
The Perfect Answer

The Perfect Answer

“I can’t believe that you’ve been visiting prostitutes for sex,” screamed my wife. “I’m really disappointed.” “You can hardly blame…
Las Vegas Churches

Las Vegas Churches

THIS may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas, but there are more Catholic…
Mars Bar Bribe

Mars Bar Bribe

THE only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon ‘quick bout of love making’ with their eight-year-old son in the…
The Phone Call

The Phone Call

Ring, ring… “Hello?” “Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?” “No, Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom…
Seeing Green Spots

Seeing Green Spots

A young woman goes to her doctor’s office, afraid of a strange development — a green spot on the inside…
Another Great Day

Another Great Day

BEEN to the gym, then had a nice shower. I’ve just picked up a bottle of home-brew from one of…
Scotsman’s Big Black Beard

Scotsman’s Big Black Beard

A SCOTSMAN is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding his business when a man with a large…
Signs, Signs, Everywhere Signs

Signs, Signs, Everywhere Signs

Sign over a gynecologist’s office: “Dr Jones at your cervix.” On a septic tank truck: Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels On…
Red-Headed Babies

Red-Headed Babies

After their baby was born, the father went to see the obstetrician. “Doctor,” the man said, “I don’t mind telling…
Guess Your Age

Guess Your Age

Four old naughty grannies were sitting at a table in a retirement complex when old grandpa walked in. One old…
Doggie Position

Doggie Position

It has been determined that the most used sexual position for married couples is the doggie position. The husband sits…
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