A Minister decided he needed a visual demonstration to add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. He put four live worms into four separate jars, the first filled with alcohol, the second filled with cigarette smoke, the third filled with chocolate syrup, the fourth worm was put into a jar of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results: The first worm in alcohol, dead. The second worm in cigarette smoke, dead. Third worm in chocolate syrup, dead. Fourth in good clean soil, alive. So he asked the congregation what did they learn from this demonstration.
Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said, “As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won’t get worms!”