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A MAN donates blood to his wife after she is badly hurt in a car crash.

A few years later they go through a bitter divorce and he demands his blood back.

So she throws a tampon in his face and says, “There you go, you miserable git, I’ll pay you back monthly!”

And the moral of this story is: Even if a woman eventually pays back what she owes a man, there will always be a string attached.

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