Aussie Guy Hooks the Greatest Hooker in Las Vagas

AN AUSSIE GUY is walking the strip in Las Vegas and a fantastic-looking Vegas hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, “How much do you charge?”

The Hooker replies, “It starts at $500 for a hand-job.” 


The Aussie guy says, “$500 dollars! For a hand-job! Holy crap! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!”

The hooker says, “Do you see that Denny’s hamburger joint on the corner?” 


“Yes.”

“Do you see the Denny’s about a block further down?” 


“Yes.” 


“And beyond that, do you see that third Denny’s?”

“Yes.” 


“Well,” says the hooker, smiling invitingly, “I own those. And I own them because I give a hand-job that’s worth $500.” 


So the Aussie guy says, “What the hell? You only live once. I’ll give it a try.” 


They retire to a nearby motel.

A short time later, the Aussie guy is sitting on the bed realising that he has just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, “I suppose a blow-job is $1000?” 


The hooker replies, “$1500.”

“I wouldn’t pay that for a blow-job!” 


The hooker replies, “Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that’s worth every cent of $1500.”

The Aussie guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another year and says, “Sign me up.” 


Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money’s worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker, “How much for some pussy?”

The hooker says, “Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us. All those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and shows?”

 in Las Vagas

”Damn!” the Aussie guy says, in awe, “You own the whole city?”

“No,” the hooker replies, “but I would… if I had a pussy.”

Adblock Detected

Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker
Play All Replay Playlist Replay Track Shuffle Playlist Hide picture