And The Operator Said…

PADDY phones an ambulance because his mate’s been hit by a car. Paddy: “Get an ambulance here quick; he’s bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both his legs are broken.”

Operator: “What is your location, sir?”

Paddy: “Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street.”

Operator: “How do you spell that, sir?”

Silence (heavy breathing)…

Operator: “Are you there, sir?”

Silence (more heavy breathing)…

Operator: “Sir, can you hear me? Sir, please answer me. Are you still there?”

Paddy: “Yes, sorry bout dat… I couldn’t spell eucalyptus so I just dragged him round to number 3 Oak Street.”