G’DAY — This is a photo of Charmaine doing a burnout on Hoss’s V8 motorbike at the Bankstown Bike Show. I have been ordered to stress to you that Charmaine is NOT my girl. Bad luck, ah.

Anyway, Charmaine has come all the way from Bundabar on NSW mid-north coast to play on Hoss’s monster bike. Needless to say, she is a lady who really enjoys things big, loud and powerful. Or, in other words, hard ‘n’ fast.

God help us if we see her astride Hoss’s latest creation, the incredible 420+ hp V8 sand drag bike that really needs to be seen. A true testimony to one man’s fantastic skills.

PERCY