A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon. Suddenly, the wife realised that her husband had disappeared. The somewhat irate spouse called her mate’s mobile phone and demanded, “Where the hell are you?”
“Darling,” the husband replied, “you remember that jewellery shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it, and I didn’t have money that time, and said, ‘Baby, it’ll be yours one day’.”
“Yes,” said the wife with a blushing smile, “I remember the shop, my love.”
“Well, I’m in the pub next to that shop,” the husband replied.