The Best Pick Up Line Ever

I WAS in a pub in far Western Queensland last Saturday night when this really brutally ugly girl came up to me, squeezed my arse and said, “Give me your number, sexy.” 

“Have you got a pen?” I replied. 

She smiled and said, “Yes.”

“Well you better get back into it,” I said, “before the farmer notices you’re missing.”

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