Talk with God
A BIKER rides to the top of Mt. Kosciuszko to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord, “God, what does a million years mean to you?”
The Lord replies, “A minute.”
The biker asks, “And what does a million dollars mean to you?”
The Lord replies, “A penny.”
The biker asks, “Can I have a penny?”
The Lord replies, “In a minute.”
