Happy to See Me

A MAN was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts.

A woman walked past and said, snickering, “If you were a gentleman you’d lift your hat.”

He raised an eyebrow and replied, “If you were better looking it would lift itself.”


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