WITH a very seductive voice, a wife asked her husband, “Have you ever seen $20 all crumpled up?”
“No,” said her husband.
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned top three buttons of her blouse, slowly reached down in her cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled $20 bill.
He took the crumpled $20 bill from her and smiled approvingly.
She then asked, “Have you ever seen $50 all crumpled up?”
“No, I haven’t,” he said, an anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another sexy little smile pulled up her skirt, seductively reached into her tight sheer panties and pulled out a crumpled $50 bill.
He took the crumpled $50 bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
“Now,” she said, “have you ever seen $50,000 all crumpled up?”
“No way,” he said, becoming even more aroused and excited.
“Go look in the garage,” she replied.