Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work

1. It’s an incentive for staff to show up.

2. It leads to more honest communications.

3. It reduces complaints about low pay.

4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.

5. It encourages car pooling.

6. It increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don’t care when you are pissed.

7. It eliminates leave time because people would rather come to work.

8. It makes fellow employees look better.

9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are drunk.

11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

12. Employees work later since there’s no longer a need to relax at a bar after work.

13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.

14. It eliminates the need for employees to get drunk only on their lunch break.

15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up if they can stay drunk.

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