Signs, Signs, Everywhere Signs
Sign over a gynecologist’s office: “Dr Jones at your cervix.”
On a septic tank truck: Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels
On a plumber’s truck: “Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”
At a tyre store: “Invite us to your next blowout.”
On an electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.”
In a non-smoking area: “If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”
On a maternity room door: “Push. Push. Push.”
At an optometrist’s office: “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”
On a fence: “Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!”
At a car dealership: “The best way to get back on your feet — miss a car payment.”
Outside a car exhaust store: “No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”
In a vets waiting room: “Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
In the front yard of a funeral home: “Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”
And don’t forget the sign at the radiator shop: “Best place in town to take a leak.”