Signs, Signs, Everywhere Signs

Sign over a gynecologist’s office: “Dr Jones at your cervix.”

On a septic tank truck: Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels

On a plumber’s truck: “Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”

At a tyre store: “Invite us to your next blowout.”

On an electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.”

In a non-smoking area: “If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”

On a maternity room door: “Push. Push. Push.”

At an optometrist’s office: “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”

On a fence: “Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!”

At a car dealership: “The best way to get back on your feet — miss a car payment.”

Outside a car exhaust store: “No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”

In a vets waiting room: “Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”

In the front yard of a funeral home: “Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”

And don’t forget the sign at the radiator shop: “Best place in
 town to take a leak.”