Lost Wife

A MAN approaches a young woman in a shop. He says, “I can’t find my wife, can I talk to you for a few minutes?”

The woman says, “Sure, but do you have any idea where your wife is?”

“Not a clue,” he says, “but whenever I talk to a woman with tits like yours she appears out of feckin’ nowhere!”

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