The Price of Happiness

I SPENT $5000 on a boob job for the wife. She was delighted. I spent another $2000 on a nose job for her. She was ecstatic. I spent $2000 on liposuction for her and she couldn’t thank me enough.

But I spend 50 bucks on a blowjob for myself and she goes fucking nuts!

Women, I can’t figure them out.