THE only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon ‘quick bout of love making’ with their eight-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the street activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
“There’s a car being towed from the parking lot.
An ambulance just drove by. Looks like the Anderson’s have company.
Matt’s riding a new bike.
Looks like the Sanders are moving.
Jason is on his skate board.
The Coopers are having a root.”
Startled, his mum and dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously called out, “How do you know that?”
“Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Mars Bar.”