Bunch of Flowers

PADDY arrives at his new girlfriend’s house with a big bunch of flowers. He rings the door bell.

She opens the door, sees the flowers, drags him in, lies back on the couch, pulls her skirt up, rips her knickers off and says, “This is for the flowers!”

“Don’t be silly,” says Paddy. “You must have a vase somewhere…”

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