My Password Problem

USER: My usual password is not working suddenly, why?

Website chat assistant: Your password has expired. You must register a new one.

User: Why do I need a new one, as that one was working just fine?

Website: You must get a new one as they automatically expire every 30 days.

User: Can I use the old one and just re-register it?

Website: No, you must get a new one.

User: I don’t want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember.

Website: Sorry, you must get a new one.

User: Okay, roses.

Website: Sorry, you must use more letters.

User: Pretty roses.

Website: You must use at least one number.

User: 1 pretty rose.

Website: You cannot use blank spaces.

User: 1prettyrose.

Website: You must use additional letters.

User: 1fuckingprettyrose.

Website: You must use at least one capital letter.

User: 1FUCKINGprettyrose.

Website: You cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.

User: 1Fuckingprettyrose.

Website: You must use additional letters.

User: 1Fuckingprettyroseshovedupyourarse.

Website: Sorry, that password is already being used.