My Password Problem
USER: My usual password is not working suddenly, why?
Website chat assistant: Your password has expired. You must register a new one.
User: Why do I need a new one, as that one was working just fine?
Website: You must get a new one as they automatically expire every 30 days.
User: Can I use the old one and just re-register it?
Website: No, you must get a new one.
User: I don’t want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember.
Website: Sorry, you must get a new one.
User: Okay, roses.
Website: Sorry, you must use more letters.
User: Pretty roses.
Website: You must use at least one number.
User: 1 pretty rose.
Website: You cannot use blank spaces.
User: 1prettyrose.
Website: You must use additional letters.
User: 1fuckingprettyrose.
Website: You must use at least one capital letter.
User: 1FUCKINGprettyrose.
Website: You cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.
User: 1Fuckingprettyrose.
Website: You must use additional letters.
User: 1Fuckingprettyroseshovedupyourarse.
Website: Sorry, that password is already being used.