Great Attitude

A MAN is seeking to join the Police Force. The Sergeant doing the interview says, “Your qualifications all look good but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted.” Then, sliding a pistol across the desk, he says, “Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, six drug dealers and a rabbit.”

“Why the rabbit?”

“Great attitude,” says the Sergeant. “When can you start?”