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Hell and the Two Australians

TWO Aussie blokes, Kev and Bruce, die at the same time and find themselves in Hell. The Devil pays them…

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Told Jock So

THREE Englishmen were in a pub and spotted a Scotsman at the bar. The first one said he was going…

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Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work

1. It’s an incentive for staff to show up. 2. It leads to more honest communications. 3. It reduces complaints…

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New Zealand Family Tradition Story

WIREMU had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had…

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Wet Wife

I’VE just heard from a friend in who lives out west. He says it has been raining heavily for three…

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Give Me a Kiss

A TOUGH looking group of bikers were out riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge…

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The Rat & the Mouse

A RAT that had had nothing to eat for days, found its self in the bedroom of an old house.…

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Do you believe in Ghosts

A PROFESSOR at the Auburn University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. To get a feel for his audience,…

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Bacon Tree in the Desert

TWO Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about…

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How is Norma?

A SWEET grandmother telephoned St Joseph’s Hospital. She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell…

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My Dog is on Benefits

WENT to Centrelink this morning to sign on my dog. The woman said, “Dogs are not eligible to draw benefit.”…

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Visit to the Zoo

TWO gay guys are walking through a zoo. They come across a gorilla and notice that the male gorilla has…

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