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Run Over a Pig

A FARMER gets a phone call from his son. “I’ve run over a pig and it’s stuck under the tractor…

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The Four Worms Sermon

A Minister decided he needed a visual demonstration to add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. He put four live worms…

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Old Timer Firefighters in Woopwoop

One dark night in the small town of Woopwoop, WA, a fire started 
inside the local sausage factory. In a…

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Learning About Each Other

A MAN met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, “But we…

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The Dublin Doctor’s Assistant

A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant. “Murphy, I am…

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The Light Goes Off

A 72-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back normal so the doctor says, “Harry, everything…

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Always Finish What You Start

I’M passing this on because it worked for me today. A doctor on TV said that in order to achieve…

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The Password Problem

WINDOWS: Please enter your new password. USER: cabbage WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters. USER: boiled…

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Wong and Wong 


SU Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings out a lovely,…

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String Attached

A MAN donates blood to his wife after she is badly hurt in a car crash. A few years later…

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The Defective Parrot

A GUY is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn’t have…

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The Old Man on the Moped

AN elderly man on a Moped, looking about 100-years-old, pulls up next to a doctor at a street light. The…

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