The Retirement Centre

AT THE retirement home, 80-year-old Bessie bursts into the lounge room. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, “Anyone who can guess what’s in my hand can have sex with me tonight!” 

An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, “An elephant?” 

Bessie thinks a minute and says, “Close enough.”

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