Talking Dog Joke

THIS dog walks into a post office and says to the Postmaster, “I need to send a telegram.” 

The Postmaster says, “Okay, what is it?” 

The dog says, “I need it to say, Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof.” 

The Postmaster counts the words and says, “Well, for the same price, I can put three more ‘woofs’ in for you.” 

The dog looks at him and says, “But then it wouldn’t make any sense.”