Run Over a Pig

A FARMER gets a phone call from his son.

“I’ve run over a pig and it’s stuck under the tractor still alive.”

“Shoot it,” says the farmer, “and then bury it.”

About 20 minutes later he gets another call.

“Done that. What should I do with his speed camera and motorbike?”

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