Free Sex On Offer

A PETROL station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales so he put up a sign that read FREE SEX WITH FILL-UPS. Soon Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to select a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would get his free sex.

Paddy guessed 8 and was told, “You were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time.”

A week later, Paddy, along with his friend Mick, filled up again at the same station. The owner gave the same story asked him to guess the correct number. Paddy guessed 2 and this time was told, “Sorry, the number is 1. You were close but no free sex this time.”

As they were driving away, Mick said to Paddy, “I think that game is rigged and he doesn’t really give away any free sex.”

”Oh no it’s not,” said Paddy, “It’s not rigged at all. My wife won twice last week.”