You're Bloody Jokin'

Making Friends on Facebook

PRESENTLY, I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles.

Every day, I go to the street and tell a passer-by what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before and what I will be doing tomorrow. I give them pictures of my wife, my daughter, my son, my dog, and myself gardening, spending time in my pool, and what great accomplishments I have made that day (or even years before). I also listen to their conversations and tell them I love them.

And it really works. I already have three people following me: two police officers and a psychiatrist.

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