You’re Bloody Jokin’

I JUST bought this new gauge from my local hardware store tool department. It takes a while to learn all the settings but I'm pretty handy, and was patient, so ... Read More...

AN elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confe... Read More...

TWO female friends are catching up. “So, how was your evening last night?” “A disaster! After getting home, my dear beloved hubby wolfed down in four minu... Read More...

TOM had been in police work for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in the hills in Tasmania as far from humanity a... Read More...

A DOG lover, whose dog was a female and ‘in heat’, agreed to look after her neighbour’s male dog while the neighbours were on vacation. She 
had a large house a... Read More...

ONCE upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess to marry him. The Princess said no and the Prince lived happily ever after; and rode motorcycles and ba... Read More...

A PREACHER said, “Anyone with ‘special needs’ who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar.” With that, a homeless man got in l... Read More...

A Queenslander is drinking in a West Australian Pub when he gets 
a call on his mobile phone, and as he listens to the call, he starts 
grinning from ear to ear... Read More...

A SENIOR citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible out of the car salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 160 km/h, enjoying the wind blo... Read More...

A BLOKE goes into a pub, and the barmaid asks what he wants. “I want to bury my face in your cleavage and lick the sweat from between your tits,” he says. ... Read More...

“BLESS me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.” 
 The priest asks, “Is that you, little Joey Pagano?” 
 “Yes, Father, it is.” “And... Read More...

A guy and a girl meet at a bar. 
They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl’s place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then ... Read More...