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Bless Me Father

“BLESS me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.” 
 The priest asks, “Is that you, little Joey Pagano?” 
 “Yes, Father, it is.” “And... Read More...
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You Must Be a Dentist

A guy and a girl meet at a bar. 
They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl’s place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then ... Read More...
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He Got The Wish

TWO terrorists are in a locker room, taking a shower after their bomb making class in Melbourne, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his bum. ... Read More...
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The Bagpipes

AS A piper, I play many gigs. Recently, I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends so the ... Read More...
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Girl at the Beach

A COUPLE lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach almost every day. She wasn’t unusual, nor wa... Read More...
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Not To Be One-Upped

A man from Texas, driving a Volkswagen Beetle, pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign. Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rol... Read More...
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Hold This

A bloke goes to the dentist, and as the dentist prepares the injection, he says he doesn’t like injections as they make him freak out. The dentist puts away... Read More...