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Bless Me Father

AN elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confe... Read More...
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Tasmanians at Play

TOM had been in police work for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in the hills in Tasmania as far from humanity a... Read More...
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Dog Lover’s Late Phone Call

A DOG lover, whose dog was a female and ‘in heat’, agreed to look after her neighbour’s male dog while the neighbours were on vacation. She 
had a large house a... Read More...
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A Biker’s Fairy Tale

ONCE upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess to marry him. The Princess said no and the Prince lived happily ever after; and rode motorcycles and ba... Read More...
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The Preacher Man

A PREACHER said, “Anyone with ‘special needs’ who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar.” With that, a homeless man got in l... Read More...
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A Big Baby Boy

A Queenslander is drinking in a West Australian Pub when he gets 
a call on his mobile phone, and as he listens to the call, he starts 
grinning from ear to ear... Read More...