You’re Bloody Jokin’

Readers send their best jokes to Ozbike

Happy Birthday Willie

AN old fella was celebrating 92 years on this earth. He spoke to his toes. “Hello toes. How are you?…

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Star Trek & Trump

THE Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech and walked out into the lobby where he…

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DRINKING IN GALWAY

“AS good as this bar is,” said the Scotsman, “I still prefer the pubs back home In Glasgow, there’s a wee…

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The Confessional Box

A GUY goes into the confessional box after years being away from the church. He pulls aside the curtain, enters…

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The Overseas Prostate Test

AFTER experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test in Australia, a friend of mine decided to have his…

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Who else would have won this contest

PINOCCHIO, Snow White and Superman are out for a little stroll in town one afternoon enjoying the sunshine. As they…

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The Kilt for the Wedding

TWO Glasgow boys, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock’s forthcoming wedding. “Ach, it’s all going like…

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Irish Racism

A customer asked, “In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?” The shop assistant asks, “Are you Irish?” The…

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Being Politically Correct

APPARENTLY it’s no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any racial or ethnic minority so try this one:…

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The Last Census

WOULD you believe it, as a result of the last census, they sent back my form. In answer to the…

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The Court Hearing

DEFENSE Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you…

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Honeymoon Nights

A YOUNG couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their…

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