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How I got Divorced

LAST WEEK was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up on that morning. 

I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
 “H...
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Retired Husband

AFTER I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get... Read More...
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Queenslander’s Have Balls

A Queenslander boards an airliner, takes his seat and is surprised to find a large purple parrot in the seat next to him. The aircraft takes off and a pretty... Read More...
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Old Harold is Sick

HAROLD was an old man. He was sick and in the hospital. There was one young nurse that just drove him crazy. Every time she came in, she would talk to him l... Read More...
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The Flight Request

HIS request approved, the Channel Nine News photographer quickly used a mobile phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine pl... Read More...
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Driving Old Ladies

TWO elderly women were out driving in a large car; both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to major crossroad. The stop... Read More...
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Senior Driving

AS A senior citizen was driving down the motorway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, “Vernon, I just heard on t... Read More...
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Embarrassed Hospital Results

A MALE patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical proced... Read More...
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Bless Me Father

AN elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confe... Read More...