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GREAT OFFER I was banging this nice lady on her kitchen table when we heard the front door open. She said, “It’s my husband! Quick, try the back door!” ... Read More...
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A Most Unusual Funeral

A MAN was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he
 noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby
 cemetery. A black hears...
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Blind Bunny

ONE morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell, kerplop, right on his twitchy little nose. “Oh please exc... Read More...
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The Big Questions

VLADIMIR Putin, wanting to get on the good side of voters, goes to visit a school in Moscow to have a chat with the kids. He talks to them about how Russia is a... Read More...
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Farming in New Zealand

A YOUNG man graduated from the University of New Zealand with a degree in journalism. His first assignment for the newspaper who hired him was to write a human ... Read More...
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Making Friends on Facebook

PRESENTLY, I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles. Every day, I go to the street and tell a passer-by what I have... Read More...
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The Therapist

AFTER 40 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counselling. The wife went into a tirade, listing every problem they had ever had in the years they h... Read More...
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Police Officers Comments

YOU know, stop lights don’t come any redder than the one you just went through. Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch after you... Read More...