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My Dog is on Benefits

WENT to Centrelink this morning to sign on my dog. The woman said, “Dogs are not eligible to draw benefit.”…

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Visit to the Zoo

TWO gay guys are walking through a zoo. They come across a gorilla and notice that the male gorilla has…

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Get The Message

A MAN said to wife, “Right, you sexy thing, to the bedroom, now!” She looked at him and said, “Ooh,…

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Very Observant Sexual Assault

A LADY walked into a police station and the Desk Sergeant said, “Can I help you?” “Yes,” she said, “I’d…

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Postman Pat and the Family Jewels

ONE Monday morning, Postman Pat is walking through the neighbourhood on his usual route, delivering the mail. As he approaches…

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Queenslanders Are A Tough Bunch

DURING our recent flood in Far North Queensland, a young girl was perched on the roof of a house with…

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Stammerers Action Group

OVER in the UK, a very pretty young speech therapist was getting nowhere with her Stammerers Action Group. She had…

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Happy Birthday Willie

AN old fella was celebrating 92 years on this earth. He spoke to his toes. “Hello toes. How are you?…

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Star Trek & Trump

THE Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech and walked out into the lobby where he…

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DRINKING IN GALWAY

“AS good as this bar is,” said the Scotsman, “I still prefer the pubs back home In Glasgow, there’s a wee…

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The Confessional Box

A GUY goes into the confessional box after years being away from the church. He pulls aside the curtain, enters…

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The Overseas Prostate Test

AFTER experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test in Australia, a friend of mine decided to have his…

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