You’re Bloody Jokin’

Readers send their best jokes to Ozbike


Dog Lover’s Late Phone Call

A DOG lover, whose dog was a female and ‘in heat’, agreed to look after her neighbour’s male dog while the neighbours were on vacation. She 
had a large house a...

A Biker’s Fairy Tale

ONCE upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess to marry him. The Princess said no and the Prince lived happily ever after; and rode motorcycles and ba... Read More...

The Preacher Man

A PREACHER said, “Anyone with ‘special needs’ who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar.” With that, a homeless man got in l... Read More...

A Big Baby Boy

A Queenslander is drinking in a West Australian Pub when he gets 
a call on his mobile phone, and as he listens to the call, he starts 
grinning from ear to ear...

Bless Me Father

“BLESS me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.” 
 The priest asks, “Is that you, little Joey Pagano?” 
 “Yes, Father, it is.” “And...

You Must Be a Dentist

A guy and a girl meet at a bar. 
They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl’s place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then ... Read More...

He Got The Wish

TWO terrorists are in a locker room, taking a shower after their bomb making class in Melbourne, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his bum. ... Read More...